Friday, March 30, 2007

Telugu Translation to English

Jogi Jogi rubbing ash falling
Crow baby crow kiss
Gents salary ladies age don't ask
100 lies tell do one marriage
Education coming Mind going
Sitting, eating mountains melting
Marriage coming Vomiting Coming No Waiting
Aunty property so-in-law donating
Rameswaram going Saneswaram not leaving
Smiling lady crying gent don't believe
Hands' burning leaves catching
Ramayan hearing rama sita a relation what
For jaundice man all looks green
Village marriage dogs hurry
No wife, No stomach son's name soma lingam
Having gone keeping also gone
Brother is Brother card game is card game
Cooking fellow one curry Begging fellow 100 curries

This week puzzle

A man is wearing black. Black shoes, socks, trousers, lumper,
gloves and balaclava. He is walking down a black street with all the
street lamps off.

A black car is coming towards him with its light off but somehow
manages to stop in time. How did the driver see the man?


write ur answer in he comment, i ll reply u back

Difficult to answer in intellegent manner

DIFFICULT QUESTIONS AND INTELLIGENT ANSWERS!


Q.If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
A. No time at all it is already built. (UPSC 23 Rank Opted for IFS)



Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
A. It is not a problem, since you will never find! an elephant with one hand. (UPSC Rank 14 Opted for IES)


Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state?
A : Liquid (UPSC 33Rank )

Interviewer said "I shall either ask you ten easy questions or one really difficult question. Think well before you make up your mind!"
The boy thought for a while and said, "my choice is one really difficult question."
"Well, good luck to you, you have made your own choice! Now tell me this. "What comes first, Day or Night?"
The boy was jolted into reality as his admission depends on his answer,
but he thought for a while and said, "It's the DAY sir!"
"How" the interviewer asked,
"Sorry sir, you promised me that you will not ask me a SECOND difficult question!"
He was selected for IIM!

Know your Signature Style

... What does it mean!!

SINGLE UNDERLINE BELOW THE SIGN!!
These persons are very confident and are good personalities. They are a little bit selfish but believe in "Happiness of human life".

TWO DOTS BELOW THE SIGN !!
These persons are considered to be Romantic, can easily change their fiancées as if they change their clothes. They prefer beauty in other persons & they themselves try to look beautiful, they easily attract others.

SINGLE DOT BELOW THE SIGN !!
These persons are more inclined towards classical arts, simple & are very cool. If you loose faith with them, then these persons will never look back at you. Hence its always better to be careful with these people.

NO UNDERLINES OR DOTS BELOW THE SIGN !!
These persons enjoy their life in their own way, never pay attention to others views. These are considered to be good natured but are Selfish too.

RANDOM SIGN, NO SIMILARITY BETWEEN NAME & SIGN !!
These persons try to be very smart, hide each & every matter, never say anything in straight forward manner, never pay attention to the other person of what he is talking of.


RANDOM SIGN, SIMILARITY BETWEEN NAME & SIGN !!
These persons are considered to be intelligent but never think. These people change their ideas & views as fast as the wind changes its direction of flow. They never think whether that particular thing is right or wrong. You can win them just by flattering them.


SIGN IN PRINTED LETTERS !!
These persons are very kind to us, have a good heart, selfless, are ready to sacrifice their life for the sake of their near & dear. But they seems to think a lot and may get angry very soon.

WRITING COMPLETE NAME AS THEIR SIGN !!
These persons are very kind hearted, can adjust themselves to any environment & to the person they are talking. These persons are very firm on their views & posses a lot of will power.

Tuesday, March 27, 2007

Beauty of maths

1 x 1 = 1
11 x 11 = 121
111 x 111 = 12321
1111 x 1111 = 1234321
11111 x 11111 = 123454321
111111 x 111111 = 12345654321
1111111 x 1111111 = 1234567654321
11111111 x 11111111 = 123456787654321
111111111 x 111111111=12345678987654321


1 x 8 + 1 = 9
12 x 8 + 2 = 98
123 x 8 + 3 = 987
1234 x 8 + 4 = 9876
12345 x 8 + 5 = 98765
123456 x 8 + 6 = 987654
1234567 x 8 + 7 = 9876543
12345678 x 8 + 8 = 98765432
123456789 x 8 + 9 = 987654321

1 x 9 + 2 = 11
12 x 9 + 3 = 111
123 x 9 + 4 = 1111
1234 x 9 + 5 = 11111
12345 x 9 + 6 = 111111
123456 x 9 + 7 = 1111111
1234567 x 9 + 8 = 11111111
12345678 x 9 + 9 = 111111111
123456789 x 9 +10= 1111111111

See the real miracle

Let's find out just how clever you really are..Ready? answer spontaneously within a 5 sec. and c the miracle
answer all and then check for the answers

1 You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?

2 If you overtake the last person, then you are...?

3 This is an unusual paragraph. I'm curious how quickly you can find out what is so unusual about it. It Looks so plain you would think nothing was wrong with it. In fact, Nothing Is wrong with it! It is unusual though. Study it, and think about it, But You still may not find anything odd. But if you work at it a bit, you Might Find out.











ans

1 If you answered that you are first, then you areabsolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place,you are second!

2 If you answered that you are second to last, thenyou are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?

3 The letter "e," which is the most common letter in the EnglishLanguage, does not appear once in the long paragraph ...

Enggineering n MBA Student

A MBA and an Engineer go on a camping trip, set up their tent, andfall asleep.
Some hours later, the Engineer wakes his MBA friend.
"Look up at the sky and tell me what you see
The MBA replies, "I see millions of stars."
The Engineer asks "What does that tell you?
"The MBA ponders for a minute:"Astronomically speaking,
it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.
Time wise, itappears to be approximately a quarter past three.
Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are smalland insignificant.Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
What does it tell you?"
The Engineer friend is silent for a moment, and then speaks.
"Practically...Someone has stolen our tent".

Modern Young lady Excepts.......

A young lady is giving directions to her NEW boyfriend to get to her apartment.
She says: ''You come to thefront door of the apartment complex where I live and
look for apartment 14A, and with your elbow pushbutton 14A.
Come inside and you'll find the elevatoron the right. With your elbow hit 14.
When you get outof the elevator you'll find my apartment on the left.
With your elbow, hit my doorbell and I'll open thedoor for you''
The boyfriend says: ''Dear, that soundsvery easy to find, but
why am I hitting all thesebuttons with my elbow?''
"Oh my God!! You're notcoming empty-handed, are you?''